funnies...

 PJ blows raspberries while he nurses with his nose. it cracks him up. and me too.

 This book is the funniest children's book!!

Actual things my kids have said lately:

PJ:

"I pooped"

and "bye" always three seconds after the person leaves.

Cora:

"Mom I have feelings."

you do?

"yes"

I know.

"so be nice to me because I just sprayed everything in the front room with water."

you sprayed WHAT?

"everything."

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"when baby boo comes if it has a va-guy-na its a girl."

yes.

"if it has a peeniz its a boy."

yes.

"if it has no va-guy-na and no peeniz than it will probably die."

ohkay...

Maiya


in tears because she lost recess time from a substitute.

"I can't go to school because I am the goodest in the class and Mrs. B will say I am so dissappointed in you, you are not the goodest anymore."

more tears.


Ella

Has downloaded some pics of boys she thinks are cute onto my iphone off of facebook. Thought I better delete them before friends wonder why I have pictures of their sons saved in my phone. That could be potentially awkward.