Where you show up somewhere naked? I had a huge embarrassing moment today. We were late for Ella's soccer game - so I didn't have my handy dandy chair to sit in. I am sitting indian style when I feel a hand fiddling on my shoulder. I don't pay it any mind because I think its Benjamin. I few seconds later I see one of the dad's out of the corner of my eye. - the next part happens in a blink of an eye. I turn my head to see what the heck he's doing, as he says "sorry I was just trying to get a spider off of you without scaring you" as simultaneously I see a hairy spider fall into my cleavage!! I FREAK out, jump up, and without a single brain synapse I start clawing at my bra and jiggling my junk to free this flesh eating spider. It isn't until I see a flash of my own nipple (but no spider) that I rejoin society and remember I am in public in front of a very comfy crowd of children and parents (and the opposing team). I return to the ground red faced and slightly psychotic with the spider still MIA. At the end of the game a non suspecting kid says "you have something on your shirt" I go ballistic once again clawing at myself - but more covered this time when I realize its food from Maiya's sticky hands. I left the field at that point, head hung very low.
Meg met me at the door saying "I had the most embarrassing moment today - I totally ate concrete in the parking lot - my bookbag flew about 10 feet away from me as I hit the ground. I definitely heard snickers, and then I was so flustered I couldn't find my car so my walk of shame included weaving in and out of aisles of parked cars." To which I reply (as I flash her) "IS THERE A SPIDER OR SPIDER CARCASS ON ME?"
And was there? A spider, I mean! I am trying to picture your spider dance! This is kind of like when I tripped on the curb and fell at Family Dollar! Scared the poor clerk so bad she called 911! Had a hard time convincing them NOT to put me on a stretcher and take me to the ER! Of course by then there was a group of people standing around. (I made Aaron take me instead!)Just wanted to let you know you & Meg aren't alone in the world of "oops"!!
ReplyDeleteI won't tell you that I'm trying very hard not to laugh. How embarrassing. Did you ever find the spider?
ReplyDeleteNope never found it ... very frustrating.
ReplyDeleteI half expected you to say you ripped your shirt off right then and there, now that would have been funny, I mean worse. What's a nipple floating around here and there:)
ReplyDeleteOH my gosh, I would have done the same frantic searching for the spider! And you never found? That is even worse!
ReplyDeleteBut I do wish that I could have seen it! Ehh, eehh.